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Back when people cared about family values, damn it. Yeah, it’s funny how we rewrite history to make the present look worse. The Mystery of the Leaping Fish is a Sherlock Holmes spoof starring “scientific detective” Coke Ennyday, and it has one punchline and one punchline only: Ennyday does a metric shit-ton of cocaine. He’s sitting next to a jar labeled “COCAINE. Our hero casually shoots up three times before the two-and-a-half-minute mark, because 1916 was a magical time when Hollywood had no rules and you could still score a coke prescription if your doctor was cool.