How to become a male porno star

Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. On the surface, “have sex with beautiful people for money” sounds like a no-brainer, but while it can be a “dream,” not enough people put emphasis on the “job” part. Cracked sat down with Lance Hart, veteran porn star, pornographer, and all around porn-type guy, to get the lowdown on getting down for how to become a male porno star camera. Normal sex is about two people enjoying each other’s bodies.

Porn is all about looking right on camera, and that means some auteur is posing you to get the most artistic value out of your thrusting buttocks, even if you end up having doggy sex at an angle no human would ever choose to fuck in. For the woman, this often means that penis is pounding directly into parts of the vagina not meant to be pounded. You’re smashing into spots that shouldn’t be touched without stirrups, a speculum, and four years of medical school. But hey, the suck hits both genders.

Deep throating is not always awesome. If a girl’s going down on you for a scene, she’s going to be at it for a long time. We’re still filming a movie, and it’s a universal rule that nothing worthwhile gets filmed quickly. So she gets tired, and eventually you start feeling molars on the head of your dick. Even gum calls it quits after 20 minutes.

I’m talking absolutely every part of your body and beyond. On a hardwood floor, it’s like black ice: My cats slip and go flying across the oiled-up wood on an hourly basis. At least I sure hope that’s lube. In my industry, I’m what they call a “crossover,” which can be a bad thing. Since I’m a crossover, I’m on a “never work with that dude” list for many female porn models. It’s all because the straight side and the gay side have different standards of STI testing.